Centrum Complete Reprazehnt!

Dinekwat ko mula sa napakabait na bata na si Jobanbanban:

The Letter A
Are you available?: Now available!  Comes in three variants.  For dry hair, split ends, and damaged hair!  Bili na!
What is your age?: Twenny.  But but but, age is a social construct, keri.  I'm actually 13.
What annoys you?: Piattos that won't open.  >_<

The Letter B
Do you live in a big house?: Define big.  If big is bigger than a UP classroom, then our house is big, yeah.  If big means bigger than me, then DOH OUR HOUSE IS BIG.
When is your birthday?: July 29 somethinsomethin
Who is your best friend?: Haynako napakadiscriminatory ng tanong na'to.  *whispers* IAhh ahnd Ehlsieh!

The Letter C
What's your favorite candy?: Viva!  Do they still make these?  They come in orange wrappers, and they're colored brown.
Who's your crush?: YUNOH.  Sadly, I know a trick question when I see it.  :P
When was the last time you cried?: Kahapon lang.
 
The Letter D
Do you daydream?: Hmmm, tuwing umaga lang.  Bawal sa gabi eh.
What's your favorite kind of dog?: si behbeh ko lang!  Isa syang crossbreed ng poodle at lassa apso.  bow.
What day of the week is it?: Technically Thursday.  WOOT ALLITERATION

The Letter E
How do you like your eggs?: oval and white
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yeah, number of times.  But firsthand, only once, when I had influenza.
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: Sleeeeeeeeeepppp.  Except for Craig David.  'Cause he can't sleep 'til you're next to me.
 
The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: Yep, Just Once.  Can We Figure Out What We Keep Doing Wrong.
Do you use fly swatters?: Uso pa ba yun?  Ang uso na ata yung electric fly swatter.  So yes, the answer is no.  Ano daw?
Have you ever used a foghorn?: ummm.  what is a foghorn?

The Letter G
Do you chew gum?: Ano pa gusto mo gawin ko sa gum?
Are you a giver or a taker?: Hmmm, give or take--giver.
Do you like gummy candies?: YUH UH
 
The Letter H
How are you?: I think I'm okay.  I think.  Therefore I am.  I am okay.  YEAH!  Wassap yoah
What color is your hair?: Black.  I like Black.  Black is Cool.

The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream?: Quezo lang, bebeh koh
Have you ever ice skated?: AYYYY.  Bakit may ganyang tanong dito?!  =))  Nope, never.  :P
Do you play an instrument?: I used to play the piano.  But sadly, I don't know how anymore.  I can only play Mary Had A Little Lamb.  Wanna hear?
 
The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?: HMMMMM.  Teka checheck ko muna sa supermarket.
Do you wear jewelry?: Used to wear a ring.  But not anymore... :)
 
The Letter K
Who do you want to kill?: TIME
Do you want kids?: As in batang kambing?  EAAWWW
Where did you go for kindergarten?: Sa San Felipe Neri Parochial School.  BOW.
 
The Letter L
Are you laid back?: Hmmm.  Nakasandal naman ako ngayon, yeah.
Do you lie?: YEAH!  Especially pag matutulog na, sarap mag-lie! :P
 
The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie?: You Changed My Life bebeh koh! :))
Do you still watch Disney movies?: High School Musical!  YEAAAHHH
Do you like mangoes?: Favorite ko shang i-shake.  :)
 
The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?: Yes.
What is your real name?: John Mark Tuazon
Whats your favorite number?: 7
Do you prefer night over day?: Hmmm yeah, 'cause I get to sleep at night :P
 
The Letter O
What's your one wish?: to find Love.  Chos!  Hahaha.  To be who I'm supposed to be.  Naaaks, parang Camp Rock lang.  This is real, this is me, I'm exactly who I'm supposed to be! :P
Are you an only child?: Sometimese I wish I was.  CHOS!  Nope, we're a brood of three.

The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?: I'm brave.  I don't fear anything.  YOOON
What are your pet peeves?: Pretentious people
What's a personality trait you look for in people?: Sincerity.
 
The Letter Q

What's your favorite quote?: Ang hirap, ang hirap hirap.  (Curtis, 2008)
Are you quick to judge people?: I judge people, yes.  Ipokrito na lang ang magsasabing hindi.  But define quick.  :P
 
The Letter R
Do you think you're always right?: of course not!  Minsan naman left din ako noh :P
Are you the one to cry?: It depends on what I'm doing and who I'm doing it with.  AYYYY
 
The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: NEITHER.  Mas gusto ko ang hangin lang--steadyng steady! :P
Do you like snow?: How are you supposed to like something you've never even seen or experienced? (cue I knew I loved you before I met you...)
What's your favorite season?: UAAP Season!  Or pwede ring Christmas season.  :P
 
The Letter T
What time is it?: 2:05 am
What time did you wake up?: 10am ata
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: Hmmm.  Nung Geog Camp.  Can't remember na when.  :P
 
The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?: SERIOUSLY
Underwear or boxers?: BUT boxers are underwears!  Is this a philosophical question?
 
The Letter V
What's the worst veggie?: AMPALAYAH ONLYYYY
Where do you want to go on vacation?: Londuhn!
 
The Letter W
What's your worst habit?: Biting my  nails
Where do you live?: Quezon City on Weekdays, Mandaluyong on Weekends.  Minsan New Manila rin on Friday and Saturday.  LOLz :P
What's your worst fear?: Of losing my sanity.  Wait.  What sanity? THE HOOORRROOORRRSSSS
 
The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: Onaman.
Have you seen the x-games?: Hmmmmm.  Lemme think about it.
Do you own a xylophone?: Nung bata pa'ko.
 
The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?: AY OO NAMAN :P
What's one thing you yearn for? I yearn to fall in love with thee, My Lord!  CHOS.  I yearn for... a more stable life, a more mature perspective, and a generous employer.  :P
 
The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?: Leo
Do you believe in the zodiac?: AYNAKO OO HELLO ASTROLIS.COM!  :P